First, the good news: The threads of the ongoing plot lines remain somewhat intact throughout this episode of House. If you ignore the case being handled, and pay attention only to the peripheral events, the show maintains its mid-season stride.
Now, the bad news: The writer secretly substituted his own characters for House, Cuddy, Wilson, Cameron, Chase, and Foreman. The actors were still the same. The basic behavioral tendencies were still (sort of) there. It's just that they all acted completely wrong when it came to the case at hand, and it appears it was only that way to wedge in the heavy-handed pro-life message of the writer. This was not subtle in any way. This was the kind of disaster that happens when a writer makes a story *too* personal and preachy.
First, there's Cuddy. This wasn't the Cuddy who defers to House in the end because he's ALWAYS RIGHT. This was the Cuddy who, by the sole virtue of being a woman (and therefore having "deeper feelings" about motherhood), was able to do House's job better than House, turning her into a pro-life advocate when it was established early in the series that Dr. Cuddy is every bit the science-minded, logical, doctor she needs to be. This is a character who was willing to let Foreman die rather than risk more lives.
Next, there's House, who would normally just DO THE PROCEDURE despite being told not to. In this episode, he shrinks into the background and lets Cuddy go wild. He backs off when she tells him to. He doesn't FIGHT for his patient's life like he does in every other episode of the show. House was taking a vacation in this episode, and that seemed to be the case even when when he was physically present.
What's worse is that the same House who doesn't give a damn about people is suddenly and irrationally caught up in an emotional moment when the fetus grasps his finger. Here we see House reduced to near-tears as he does something he would simply NEVER do. This is a doctor who has been practicing for a few decades, and who we know has been present for hundreds of births, abortions, premature cesareans, and the deaths of fetuses and mothers. He's seen babies in wombs and held newborns before. He has very likely delivered babies in his long career, and he has made it clear that he considers an unborn fetus to be a parasite. But having one grasp his finger makes him change his mind? It asks us to forget everything we know about House so that the writer can have this "tender" (forced) moment. House is made out to be the generic big, mean pro-abortion person, and it's clear the writer is saying "If only you saw the baby, you'd change your mind like him"
Well, House WOULDN'T. He hasn't in the past, and he wouldn't let a sappy moment affect him; he's not wired that way.
Cameron, Chase and Foreman are out of character when it comes to the case, but stick to their story arc faithfully. There's none of that Cameron self-righteousness, or Chase opportunism. They all fade into the background. They don't go running to House. They don't block the door and lecture Cuddy. They don't chase after Cuddy. They just let her go on her crusade to risk a patient's life.
Finally, Wilson is particularly weak here. Normally, he'd be the voice of reason. This is the guy who stands up to HOUSE with varying degrees of success. If he can reason with, outwit, and stand up to House, then he should certainly be able to handle Cuddy, who regularly gets outwitted, reasoned with, and stood up to by House. The balance of power is all wrong here. Wilson is castrated as much as House is, and all to make the writer's point.
In the end, this disaster closes with a weak qualifier. Cuddy had a 0.1% chance of success, and got lucky, and we're supposed to accept this because of the not-so-veiled reference the writer is making to the idea that God took care of everything. How droll. How completely NOT "House M.D.".
We're vindicated only slightly in the end. House returns to being himself; Spitefully refuses to accept Cuddy's gift, takes the phone off the hook, pops a vicodin and ignores the world for a week.
House is best when he's cynical and analytical. He doesn't believe in God, and he doesn't believe in risking an adult patient's life in an attempt to rescue a fetus. This is established lore, and the writer of this episode deserves a kick in the crotch for ignoring all that just to slap us all alongside the head with an anti-abortion message so heavy-handed, so forced, so blatantly preachy and falsely sentimental, that all we can do is shake our heads and hope never to see this sort of thing happen again on House M.D.
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