- Zack Martin: Now I know not to kiss two girls at the same party...
- [Zack pauses for a second]
- Zack Martin: Unless the first girl leaves.
- Ed - Mellow Notes, Mel - Mellow Notes, Mitch - Mellow Notes, Murray - Mellow Notes: [singing] We promise this date will really be tops...
- Carey Martin: [also singing] If I'm not back by ten, call the cops!
- Zack Martin: Dude, this statue of London is freaking me out! Its eyes, they follow you everywhere!
- Cody Martin: As opposed to the real London, whose eyes just stare blankly into space.