CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Lab Rats (2007)

Jon Wellner: Lab Tech Henry Andrews

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• Henry Andrews : So, we're looking for an obsessive, meticulous, dark assed misanthrope who seeks recognition for his efforts.

  [Wendy and Henry both look towards Hodges who is sorting his chips and carrots in three neat piles] 

  Hodges : [without looking up]  When would I find the time? I'm always here.

• Henry Andrews : Can I have a chip?

  Hodges : [quickly]  No.

• Hodges : This is exactly why I didn't invite you to join us: you take over everything.

  Wendy Simms : I ...

  Hodges : [cutting her off]  Grissom asked me to gather some techs to review the miniature cases, like a think-tank.

  Wendy Simms : Yeah, I know they told me. So... kudos to you.

  Hodges : I hand selected them with careful consideration to group dynamics.

  Wendy Simms : Well, I can see that. I mean it's you and your backup singers. You're Davy Hodges and the Lemmings.

  [with fake enthusiasm] 

  Wendy Simms : You should take your act out on the road.

  Henry Andrews : [off screen]  We can hear you.

  Wendy Simms : Look, the only reason you don't like me is because I actually stand up to you, which by the way is exactly what you need. I mean, come on, you know I'd be good at all this miniature stuff.

  Hodges : That's not the only reason.

  Wendy Simms : Really? Okay, what is it?

  Hodges : You think you're too cool.

  Wendy Simms : Oh my God, what are we, twelve?

  Hodges : I don't know, are we?

  Wendy Simms : [steps toward him]  I don't know, are we?

• Wendy Simms : But is it still considered food if it's alive and clucking?

  Henry Andrews : Then you haven't been to Pennsylvania.

• Henry Andrews : I can't even do it in front of my cat.

  [Mandy snorts] 

• Henry Andrews : [sometime after Wendy uses Hodges phone to call the killer's phone it starts ringing]  Did you guys see "Scream"?

  Hodges : [giving him a look but attempting to disguise his voice]  Hello?... Oh, hi, Catherine. Have I seen Wendy? No, she hasn't been at her desk all day.

  Wendy Simms : Gimme.

  Hodges : Let me go look... for her.

  [Wendy grabs the phone] 

  Hodges : Oh... Oh wait here she is.

  Wendy Simms : Loser.

• Greg Sanders : Have any of you guys seen Grissom?

  [Henry, Hodges and Wendy turn around and hide the miniature] 

  Hodges : [they shake their heads no]  Some garlic bread? Some wine maybe?

  Greg Sanders : Kiss my ass. I'd like to see you crawl around in a dumpster determining the difference between blood and marinara sauce with six mobster goons giving you the stink eye

  Henry Andrews : Don't know anything about that, were held up in a lab all day

  Greg Sanders : What are you guys doing? You know what forget it, I don't even care. I have to go take a shower, would one of you please call janitorial and have them clean my Denali?

  Wendy Simms : Sure

  Greg Sanders : Oh and I think the killer might have thrown up in the alley, full panel. Enjoy.

• Hodges : You in or you out?

  Henry Andrews : Well I don't really know anything about these cases.

  Hodges : We'll review.

  Henry Andrews : I don't know, I have a lot of work to do.

  Hodges : And by work you mean IM-ing your Islandic penpal, who thinks you look like Warrick Brown, because that's the picture you posted.

  Henry Andrews : How...

  Hodges : I just know.

• Henry Andrews : [Wendy walks into door frame] 

  [whispering] 

  Henry Andrews : Red dog barks at midnight.

  Wendy Simms : What are you guys doing in here?

  Hodges : Nothing

  [everybody starts to leave the room] 

  Wendy Simms : [Hodges confronts Wendy]  Alright freak boy, your phone has been ringing off the hook, so I finally answered it and Warrick and Nick said they have a ton off trace and they need you to clear the desks.

  Hodges : No problem. After you.

  Wendy Simms : After you.

  Hodges : [walks away] 

  [Wendy stands at the door looking into the room puzzled]