- Otose: Why don't you use that no-good mouth to get some money? Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!
- Gintoki Sakata: Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits!
- Otose: If you've got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it's just 1 yen of it!
- Gintoki Sakata: My life's more important to me than the damned rent!
- Gintoki Sakata: It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.
- Otose: Can't you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, "Oh, nice day isn't it?" You're terrible!
- Gintoki Sakata: If it's small talk you want, then I'll give you small talk! It's suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can't. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
- Shinpachi Shimura: [to Gintoki] Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don't even have the determination to run from your problems!
- Gintoki Sakata: She'd be fine, even if we threw her into space.
- Kagura: I'm not a cockroach!
- Gintoki Sakata: Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They're the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
- Gintoki Sakata: [going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn't drink anything sweet before going to bed... All right, I've finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down? Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?