Gintama (TV Series)

Petto ha kainushi ga sekinin wo motte saigo made mendô wo mimashô (2006)

Tomokazu Sugita: Gintoki Sakata

Quotes 

• Sakata Gintoki : The fun's in the journey, so let's see it to the end, just like when a girl becomes a woman!

• Sakata Gintoki : If we can't catch it, you'll have to go out with some rich old ladies and scam them out of their money, Shinpachi!

• Sakata Gintoki : If this country can fall over a lost pet, then it should fall.

• Kagura : If this all there is to men, it's a wonder that any woman is ever attracted to them...

  Sakata Gintoki : Don't worry, when it comes to women and octopi, they'll eventually return to you, tails between their legs...

  Kagura : Women don't have tails.

  Sakata Gintoki : Neither do octopi!

  Shimura Shinpachi : What the hell are you guys on?

• Shimura Shinpachi : The Land of the Samurai. It's been a quite a while since our country has been called that. Twenty years ago, a race called the Amantos...

  Sakata Gintoki : Gosh, enough with that stupid introduction.

  Kagura : Just stop it.

  Shimura Shinpachi : But there might be people who are just coming in...

  Sakata Gintoki : It's ok. They wouldn't get it, even with your explanation. Just let them pick it up as they go along.

  Kagura : Yeah, if they want to learn it, they'll lick it up.

  Shimura Shinpachi : Why the hell would they lick it?

• Otose : Hey, you brainless perm-boy, get out here and pay the goddamn rent!

  Sakata Gintoki : Oh all right, I guess there's nothing for it. Here ya go. Adios.

  Otose : Hey you! What the hell? 230 yen? Aren't you mistaking your rent for your milk money, you idiot?

  Sakata Gintoki : No! I don't have shit for cash! You know that, you thick headed ho!

  Otose : If you don't have any money, then go scam a couple of rich old ladies, you naturally-permed swindler!

  Sakata Gintoki : It's always money, money, money, money with you! Why don't you go swindle someone, you harlot hag?

  Otose : If you wanna get your ass kicked, then just say so!

  Sakata Gintoki : If you want a piece of me, I'll take you on!

  Otose : I'm serious, if you don't pay up, I'm gonna throw your worthless ass out!

• Sakata Gintoki : Shinpachi?

  Shimura Shinpachi : Yes?

  Sakata Gintoki : Do you have a girlfriend?

  Shimura Shinpachi : What's with this all of a sudden?

  Sakata Gintoki : How would you like to date an older woman. Otose, that is.

  Shimura Shinpachi : [spit take]  Why would I date her? Who the hell do you think I am?

• Shimura Shinpachi : Gin-san, we searched all over just to end up in this octopus pot?

  Sakata Gintoki : Octopus like to get into pots...

  Kagura : You can't usually get put into a pot until you die.

  Shimura Shinpachi : That's an urn... but hey, Gin-san, isn't this what I suggested in the first place?

  Sakata Gintoki : No, it's way different. After all this searching, I figured we deserved a little rest.

  Shimura Shinpachi : You're just too lazy to look properly!

• Sakata Gintoki : Don't let it get away! Come on, harder! This pot isn't like a young woman's heart, so don't be afraid to break it!

  Kagura : If we break it, all we need is a nice man to pick up the pieces!

• Hasegawa Taizou : You squashed it?

  Sakata Gintoki : It's not dead yet. It's undead.

  Hasegawa Taizou : Who the hell wants an undead octopus?

• Sakata Gintoki : I don't care if this country falls or not. I just want to live as long as I can by divine providence!