Gintama (TV Series)
Umi no mizu ga neze shoppai ka da to? Omê ra tokaijin ga oyoginagara yô tashiteru kara darô gâ!! (2006)
Rie Kugimiya: Kagura
Quotes
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Kagura : What, so we're not going by car? Gin-chan?
Gintoki Sakata : And where would we get money for that?
Kagura : Aw, but I've been up all night making this tape!
[produces a cassette tape with a label, "My Best"]
Gintoki Sakata : Just how old are you? You're not a thirty-year-old remembering your first date!
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Gintoki Sakata : So you said that jokingly, while you were drunk? Look, old man, this is about my living. I'm very serious when it comes to that. A man should be responsible, even when joking. A man should keep his promises.
Beach House Man : Wait! Calm down! I'll pay! I've got the money here!
Kagura : [eats his food] Don't lie. If you can't fry your yakisoba properly, then you might not have enough money to pay us. Your life must be pretty messed up, uh? Say it with me: "messed up"! Yeah, messed up!
Beach House Man : Hey! Who told you to eat my merchandise?
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Gintoki Sakata : We're not going just to have fun! We're going to fight! Even if the waves crash upon us, we've got to win! What's up with you? You wanna go for a picnic? We need at least 300 yen to have a snack, and right now we don't have 300 yen! You hear me?
Kagura : Captain! We can buy 400 corn cobs with that!
Taizo Hasegawa : Eh? Really? Can you really eat that much?
Shinpachi Shimura : Kagura-chan, stop screwing up math!
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Gintoki Sakata : Geez, after you looked so high and mighty as if you had a great idea, all you could think about was hitch a ride?
Kagura : I know! I'll make the cars stop with a sexy wink!
Taizo Hasegawa : All right! I'll use my beautiful thighs to make them stop!
[pulls up his pants]
Shinpachi Shimura : You'd better can it, Hasegawa-san. Even if any car stopped, it wouldn't stop to see that.
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Gintoki Sakata : Dammit, what an useless car.
Kagura : Damn right. To think it couldn't even play a cassette! Useless! Useless!
Shinpachi Shimura : I don't think that was the problem...