The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Second Coming (2007)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : I'm depressed.

  Carmela Soprano : I'm telling you. Don't you start now.

  Tony Soprano : What does that mean?

  Carmela Soprano : It means what it means. I have enough on my plate, I don't need you adding to it with your bullshit.

  Tony Soprano : Bullshit? It's an illness and it's fuckin' hereditary.

  Carmela Soprano : Thank you, I know. I am intimately acquainted with the Soprano curse. Your father, your uncle, your great-grandfather who drove the donkey cart off the road in Avellino, all of it.

  Tony Soprano : Oh, you think it's a joke?

  Carmela Soprano : Am I laughing?

  Tony Soprano : Well, then what are you sayin'?

  Carmela Soprano : He didn't get it from my family. That's all I'm gonna say.

  Tony Soprano : Your family don't even talk. Your father's so bottled up it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left.

  Carmela Soprano : Yeah, as opposed to yours.

  Tony Soprano : At least my father was out front about what was botherin' him.

  Carmela Soprano : Right, with a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.

• Kelli Moltisanti : [while having dinner]  I used to love that house, but now... it's so big, especially at night

  Tony Soprano : You know if you're afraid, all you gotta do is call, aright? Two minutes, I'll be over

  Kelli Moltisanti : [to him and Carmela]  I know, you've been so great: both of you

  Carmela Soprano : Meadow had another mystery date

  Kelli Moltisanti : That sounds exciting

  Tony Soprano : [to AJ]  What're you doing? Sit

  Carmela Soprano : I made your favorite: Steak Pizzaiola

  Anthony Soprano, Jr. : You know they spray virus on beef, rather than clean out the rat shit out of the slaughter houses?

  Carmela Soprano : [surprised]  What is this now?

  Tony Soprano : [irritated]  Jesus Christ

  Anthony Soprano, Jr. : It's true, read the paper

  Tony Soprano : I do read the paper: never heard that

  Anthony Soprano, Jr. : I'm not talking about the sports page and the FDA, they approved a virus spray because it kills a similar bacteria found on meat

  Tony Soprano : Must be a good thing then?

  Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Yeah, for the meatpackers: the fucking God and the bottom line

  Tony Soprano : [gestures to Kelli and Caitlin, referring to Christopher's death]  That's enough, we're trying to eat here and your upsetting people that been through a tragedy

  Anthony Soprano, Jr. : Fine, bury your head in the sand

  Tony Soprano : [angrily]  How about I bury your head in that fuckin wall instead?

  Carmela Soprano : Tony...

  Tony Soprano : [yells to AJ as AJ walks away, referring to AJ's lack of academic discipline, sarcastically]  Twenty years he won't crack a book, all of a sudden, he's the world's foremost authority!

  Carmela Soprano : Well, at least his getting an education

  Tony Soprano : An education is getting a better job

  Carmela Soprano : His actually reading: this can't be bad

• Tony Soprano : [when seeing her opening a parcel]  What's that?

  Carmela Soprano : I got a mysterious package: postmarked Las Vegas

  Carmela Soprano : [after opening the gift box, reading the brand name, and seeing the expensive watch]  Baume & Mercier, oh my God, this is so beautiful

  Tony Soprano : [shows her the inscription on the back of the watch]  I had it engraved, here

  Carmela Soprano : [reading the engraving]  You are my life, love T

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the limited space on the watch]  they couldn't fit Tony

  Carmela Soprano : [jokingly, pats him on the stomach]  I believe that, thank you but I don't know what it's for?

  Tony Soprano : Like I said, I was sorry I had to go out to Vegas when I did

  Carmela Soprano : Once you said you had to take care of Christopher's business interests, God knows Kelli will need the money: the baby

• Tony Soprano : [referring to the story of his father shooting a bullet through his mother's beehive hair style out of anger]  Oh, I knew it, I was wondering how it gonna take before you threw that up at me?

  Carmela Soprano : Your amazing, you know that? In high school you were the happy go lucky rascal, the comedian, the rapscallion, but all of that was bullshit, wasn't it?

  Tony Soprano : [sarcastically]  Oh, poor you, you got married under false pretenses

  Carmela Soprano : You've been playing the depression card until it's worn to shreds, now you've got our son doing it

  Tony Soprano : [raises his voice, surprised]  Card?

  Carmela Soprano : You heard me

  Tony Soprano : Oh, it's all me, huh? Our sonny boy? You had nothing to do with it?

  Carmela Soprano : It wears you down is all I'm saying, do you have any idea what it's like to spend day after day with someone who's constantly complaining?

  Tony Soprano : [before she throws the expensive watch, he bought her at him]  Fuck you!