The Sopranos (TV Series)
Made in America (2007)
Robert Iler: A.J. Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [Final scene] Tony enters the restaurant and sits down
Carmela Soprano : [Carmela enters the restaurant and sits down the song "Don't Stop Believin' by Journey starts playing] Hey
Tony Soprano : Hey
Carmela Soprano : [Reading the menu] What looks good tonight?
Tony Soprano : I don't know, where's the gagootz?
Carmela Soprano : He just called his on his way, Mead's coming separately she had to go to the doctor
[Tony looks up]
Carmela Soprano : switch birth control
[Tony nods]
Carmela Soprano : you talk to Mink again?
Tony Soprano : It's Carlo, he's going to testify
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [AJ enters the restaurant and sits down] onion rings
Tony Soprano : Best in the state as far as I'm concerned
Carmela Soprano : [Waitress brings them their drinks] How was work today?
Tony Soprano : It's an entry level job so bug up
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : right, focus on the good times
Tony Soprano : Don't be sarcastic
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Isn't that what you said one time? Try to remember the times that were good?
Tony Soprano : I did?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Yeah
Tony Soprano : Well, it's true, I guess
Tony Soprano : [the waitress brings a bowl of onion rings to the table] I went ahead and ordered some for the table
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Patrick Parisi : [to Paulie, in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] Ay, we were discussing Dreamgirls. You see it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : You people are fucked. You're living in a dream. And you still sit here talking about the fucking Oscars? "What rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?"
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Huh?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Yeets.
Meadow Soprano : A.J...
Tom Giglione : Yeats?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : The world... Don't you see it? I mean, Bush let Al-Qaeda escape...
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Oh!
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : ...in the mountains? Then he has us invade some other country?
Jason Gervasi : Let's join up, go kill some fuckin' terrorists.
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : It's more noble than watching these jack-off fantasies on TV of how we're kickin' their ass!
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Meadow Soprano : [in the dinning area of Nuovo Vesuvio] She had one American Idol
Barbara Giglione : No
Tom Giglione : Jennifer Hudson? Absolutely
Jason Parisi : Jason G was winner of Italian American Idol he could say "fuck" in one sentence than any other contestant
Meadow Soprano : Uncle Paulie come sit down
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Yeah I'll sit with you I'm young at heart right? Who are you dear?
Tara Zincone : Tara Zincone Bobby's niece
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [gently rubs her hand] My condolences, I've lost two dear friends
Jason Parisi : Sil's hanging on
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I lost Ma last month you can take 2007 and give it back to the Indians
Meadow Soprano : I'm sorry
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What are going to do? Life goes on
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : It's like America
Jason Parisi : What about it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : This is still where people come to make it, it's a beautiful idea and what do they get? Bling? Come on's for shit they don't need and can't afford?
Tara Zincone : You're all over the place I don't know what you're trying to say
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Carmela Soprano : [talking loudly from the kitchen counter] We're not eating at home tonight I thought we'd go to Holsten's
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [in the living room of the Soprano home] You said we'd have Cannelloni
Carmela Soprano : I have meetings with carpenters
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Carmela Soprano : [in their safe house, to Meadow as she leaves] See you Thursday
Meadow Soprano : [kisses and hugs Tony] Hi
Tony Soprano : [to Meadow] Where you going I just got here
Meadow Soprano : I'm really late meeting Patrick in the city,
Carmela Soprano : She smelled that odor too
Tony Soprano : your remodeling will fix all that
Carmela Soprano : Maybe it's toxic maybe we shouldn't be breathing it
Tony Soprano : It's not toxic, the odor is what? 90 years old? Its piss
Carmela Soprano : I've got to get home
Tony Soprano : I'm working on it
Carmela Soprano : I went to see Sil and Gab,oh my God
Tony Soprano : Yeah
Carmela Soprano : [Watching walk AJ walk Rhiannon to the door] Are you being careful? This kind of bothers me
Tony Soprano : What's she going to do? She should use the back door, wouldn't kick her out of bed for purging cookies
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Real funny, we're just friends
Tony Soprano : I know, nice work
Carmela Soprano : She's a model
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She's doing some modeling, she's a junior in high school
Carmela Soprano : What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She's quitting modeling anyway she's tired of being exploited
Tony Soprano : Did you help your mother take the carpets outside? Put them in the sun?
Carmela Soprano : He did
Tony Soprano : Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set, Thursday we're going to be there
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : How's that supposed to work? We're all in DEFCON 4, living in separate houses, we're going to stand out in the open at a cemetery?
Carmela Soprano : There's always a large FBI presence
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Tony Soprano : [in their safe house] How many fucking times I've told you it's an SUV watch where you park off road the Cadillac converter and the dry vegetation
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I didn't see the leaves
Tony Soprano : [shouting at AJ] You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!
Carmela Soprano : If there was children playing in those leaves, you'd run them over?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [confused] I guess?
Tony Soprano : You're going to get cute now?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I was just answering her question
Meadow Soprano : [trying to defend AJ] Dad, he wasn't being funny
Tony Soprano : You mind your own God damn business, unless you want some of this too
Meadow Soprano : [Meadow leaves the room] Mr. Fat mouth
Tony Soprano : [shouting to Meadow] What'd you say?
Carmela Soprano : What was going through your mind?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : What do you want from me? I am depressed, I'm supposed to be looking for piles of leaves?
Tony Soprano : You want to get depressed? Thirty thousand dollars for that car
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Isn't that what we have insurance for?
Carmela Soprano : Excuse me? You're not getting another one
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Actually that's good it'll force me to take the bus
Carmela Soprano : What?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : We have to break our dependence on foreign oil
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Dr. Doherty : [in her office] When you were inpatient you said you might try and get a job
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I can't now because of the car I need to get a bus schedule, the thing is ever since it blew up I feel like "cleansed" or something
Dr. Doherty : Because it was a polluter?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : No, just watching it go that huge fire ball you have no idea, the heat, my seat melted I've been in it a few seconds before
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Tony Soprano : [Seeing AJ jogging on the road on the side of a small mountain while driving his SUV] Get in, that's good activity, you can already see a difference
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Yeah
Tony Soprano : I'm going to get back at it myself
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I'm going to join the army
Tony Soprano : What? Did you sign any shit?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : No, but this week I will I've got to deal with Rhiannon first
Tony Soprano : Rhiannon? What about your mother?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Her too
Tony Soprano : Are you nuts? You want to get sent to Iraq?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Afghanistan, the army's probably good for my career
Tony Soprano : You don't have a career
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Right, my ultimate goal is to qualify for helicopter pilot training afterwards work for Trump or somebody, be their personal pilot
Tony Soprano : I'm not even going to tell your mother about this, and don't you do nothing until we've another chance to talk you hear me?
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Carmela Soprano : [on the family dinner table in their home] As your parents we feel joining the army is in your best interest
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : This country is in a crisis
Carmela Soprano : How can one soldier stop it?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : When my enlistment is up, I could join the CIA or something and with a military background I'd have "a leg up" and as an Arabic speaker I'd be very useful
Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically] I don't understand your going to ask Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Everything's a joke to you
Tony Soprano : I'm not having a good time
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Did you or did you not want me to go to military school?
Carmela Soprano : At least you would've come out an officer, even then I was oppose to it, I hate this idea
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : I'm applying for officers' candidate school I want to be a liaison officer with the local population
Carmela Soprano : Officers' candidate school? You have terrible grades you flunked out of college
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Here we go, that's all this is about right?
Carmela Soprano : No Anthony this is not what it's about, you don't want to go to college, then don't go to college but don't get your legs blown off
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : [dismissively] Always with the drama
Tony Soprano : What's your girlfriend say? The fashion model?
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : She doesn't think I should go either
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Carmela Soprano : [to AJ, on the family dinner table in their home] Not that long ago you talked about owning a club
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Right, you had a problem with that too
Carmela Soprano : A lot of your friends are in film school especially the ones you used to go to clubs with
Tony Soprano : got this screenplay from Danny Baldwin we met at your cousin's movie, Danny hoped I could set him up with some financing and I never read it
Carmela Soprano : You did now
Tony Soprano : Yeah I did now, long story short it's about a private detective that gets sucked into the internet through his data port and his got to solve some murders of some virtual prostitutes
Carmela Soprano : I read it, it's scary
Tony Soprano : The point is I talked to Little Carmine and his interested in developing it through his company
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : He makes porn
Tony Soprano : He made Cleaver, his branching out
Carmela Soprano : You would work for his producer Inga you would be "development executive" on this project
Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr. : Really? What's this got to do with clubs?
Carmela Soprano : Hollywood, gossip columns, the night spots
Tony Soprano : And you get some real world experience under the belt you come see me and then we'll talk about me investing in a club, run that past Rhiannon and see what she says