Hey Dude (TV Series)

Battle of the Sexes (1989)

David Lascher: Ted

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Quotes 

• Danny Lightfoot : Hey, the competition will be, "Asking out girls." We'll ask out a couple of girls and then Brad and Melody will, and then we will see who does it better.

  [Ted smiles and shakes his head in disbelief] 

  Ted McGriff : Well you know about how weird girls are, they'd probably rather go out with them.

  Danny Lightfoot : You're right, we better not make that an event!

• [Ted and Danny are in a fishing competition with Brad and Melody] 

  Ted McGriff : Hey, do you have any, uh, Indian tricks for catching fish?

  Danny Lightfoot : Well, now that you've mention it, there was a sorta special thing we did on the Reservation when we wanted fish...

  Ted McGriff : Well, what?

  Danny Lightfoot : We went the store and bought it.

  [Smiles] 

  Ted McGriff : Real Funny.

  [Ted shakes his head] 

  Ted McGriff : Well actually... wait a minute... on second thought... there is much wisdom to your native customs.

• Ted McGriff : I'm just glad I'm a guy.

  Danny Lightfoot : Me too. Otherwise, I'd have to buy all new clothes.