Hey Dude (TV Series)
Battle of the Sexes (1989)
Joe Torres: Danny
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Quotes
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Danny Lightfoot : Hey, the competition will be, "Asking out girls." We'll ask out a couple of girls and then Brad and Melody will, and then we will see who does it better.
[Ted smiles and shakes his head in disbelief]
Ted McGriff : Well you know about how weird girls are, they'd probably rather go out with them.
Danny Lightfoot : You're right, we better not make that an event!
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[Ted and Danny are in a fishing competition with Brad and Melody]
Ted McGriff : Hey, do you have any, uh, Indian tricks for catching fish?
Danny Lightfoot : Well, now that you've mention it, there was a sorta special thing we did on the Reservation when we wanted fish...
Ted McGriff : Well, what?
Danny Lightfoot : We went the store and bought it.
[Smiles]
Ted McGriff : Real Funny.
[Ted shakes his head]
Ted McGriff : Well actually... wait a minute... on second thought... there is much wisdom to your native customs.
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Ted McGriff : I'm just glad I'm a guy.
Danny Lightfoot : Me too. Otherwise, I'd have to buy all new clothes.