- Danny Lightfoot: Hey, the competition will be, "Asking out girls." We'll ask out a couple of girls and then Brad and Melody will, and then we will see who does it better.
- [Ted smiles and shakes his head in disbelief]
- Ted McGriff: Well you know about how weird girls are, they'd probably rather go out with them.
- Danny Lightfoot: You're right, we better not make that an event!
- [Ted and Danny are in a fishing competition with Brad and Melody]
- Ted McGriff: Hey, do you have any, uh, Indian tricks for catching fish?
- Danny Lightfoot: Well, now that you've mention it, there was a sorta special thing we did on the Reservation when we wanted fish...
- Ted McGriff: Well, what?
- Danny Lightfoot: We went the store and bought it.
- [Smiles]
- Ted McGriff: Real Funny.
- [Ted shakes his head]
- Ted McGriff: Well actually... wait a minute... on second thought... there is much wisdom to your native customs.
- Ted McGriff: I'm just glad I'm a guy.
- Danny Lightfoot: Me too. Otherwise, I'd have to buy all new clothes.