The Raccoons (TV Series)

The Intruders! (1986)

Michael Magee: Cyril Sneer, Snag

Quotes 

• Cyril Sneer : [to the alligators]  Careful, boys! I pay your wages!

• Cyril Sneer : Help you break into my own vault? What do you think I am, a complete idiot?

  [He reluctantly hands Melissa the key, and she ties it around Broo's neck] 

  Melissa Raccoon : He is our only hope, Mr. Sneer.

  Cyril Sneer : If that dog leaves one hair in my ventilation shaft...

• [Bert misses a step and tumbles down towards a whirlpool] 

  Cyril Sneer : Finally! One of my defences works!

• Bert Raccoon : Say, this slide is kind of fun!

  Cyril Sneer : Tell it to the alligators at the bottom!

• [Broo has caused Cyril's security robots to destroy each other] 

  Cyril Sneer : They sold this garbage to me as the ultimate security system? AARGH! It's lucky you're not paid for yet!

• Cyril Sneer : Aha! My security system is working perfectly!

  [One of the pigs struggles to get out of the trap door and an alligator approaches him] 

  Cyril Sneer : Man the defenses!

  [He steps on a button which opens more trap doors, sending the alligators falling down them] 

  Cyril Sneer : Seal the vault!

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

  Pig Two : Setting time lock!

  Pig One : Setting time lock!

  [One of the pigs sets the timelock] 

  Pig One : Function five...

  Pig One , Pig Two , Pig Three : ...Four... three... two... one!

  [Cyril rubs his hands together gleefully, waiting to see the faces of the intruders. Cedric and Ralph peer out from behind the gates as they close] 

  Cedric Sneer : [timidly]  Uh, hi, Pop.

  Cyril Sneer : [aghast]  Cedric!

  Cedric Sneer : Bye, Pop.

  [the gates seal shut] 

  Cyril Sneer : Cedric! My boy!

  Pig One : The intruders are trapped, sir.

  Pig Two : And we've the time lock set!

  [He laughs triumphantly] 

  Pig Two : For next groundhog day!

  Cyril Sneer : Intruder? That's no intruder, ham-head! That's my son!