- Granny: [Granny and Metal Mickey are playing a game of Snap] Well you're slow this morning, Fluffy. You're not with it.
- Metal Mickey: I'm thinking about Haley.
- Granny: Haley?
- Metal Mickey: Lovely Haley. Sweet sixteen Haley. Our Haley.
- Granny: I didn't think you meant Bill Haley. Snap!
- Metal Mickey: Oh fiddle.
- Mother: I had a boyfriend once. Oh, we danced the quick-step devinely. We danced and we danced and we danced till dawn.
- Metal Mickey: What went wrong?
- Mother: Dawn was a better dancer.
- Wilf: I know what it is.
- Pat: Well what is it?
- Wilf: It's a flippin' Dalek.
- Metal Mickey: I am not a flippin' Dalek. I am Metal Mickey. There is only one of me.
- Wilf: I can see whey they never made another.
- [laughs]
- Metal Mickey: Are you an only child?
- Wilf: Eh, yes.
- Metal Mickey: I can see whey they never made another.
- Granny: [Haley has left Granny sitting in her wheelchair] Oh, I knew I'd end up having to push meself.