Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Life Is a Cabaret (2019)

Annie Murphy: Alexis Rose

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Quotes 

• David Rose : [Standing on the chair]  Everyone? I would just like to say a big congratulations to Team Cabaret. You guys were awesome. Speaking of love...

  Roland Schitt : [Raspy voice]  Somebody got engaged!

  David Rose : Speaking of love, I'm so glad that you're all here because Patrick and I have an announcement to make.

  Jocelyn Schitt : [Very drunk]  They're getting married!

  David Rose : Jocelyn! I'm the one standing on the chair! Two years ago I went to fill out some paperwork for my business license and little did I know I would meet the love of my

  [Moira's phone starts ringing] 

  David Rose : MY. GOD!

  Moira Rose : Sorry, this is me. It's probably press. I'm sorry David I have to take this. I already know about your engagement!

  [blows David kisses] 

  Ronnie Lee : So you're engaged to him?

  David Rose : Okay, so this shouldn't be so hard!

  Alexis Rose : Oh my god, David spit it out!

  David Rose : Oh my god! Fine! I met someone who changed my life and I don't know what I would do without him? So yes, we all know that Patrick and I are engaged!

  Moira Rose : NO! NO! NO!

  Stevie Budd : My God!

  Johnny Rose : [Everyone runs into the other room to find Moira collapsed on the floor]  If it's a bad review Moira I wouldn't trust local critics.

  Moira Rose : They shelved the Crowing! It's over.

  [Moira crawls into a closet, shuts the door and starts crying] 

  Johnny Rose : [Standing in front of the closet door]  Show's over people! Nothing here to see.

  David Rose : Okay everyone if you can just leave your champagne flutes here. Unless you still want to make a toast?

  [Patrick shakes his head no] 

  David Rose : Okay just leave your champagne flutes here. Thank you!

• Patrick Brewer : Miene Damen und Herren, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your host.

  Patrick Brewer , Alexis Rose , Stevie Budd , Twyla Sands , Jazzagal #1 , Cast Member , Jazzagal #3 : [singing]  Wilkommen, Bienvenue Welcome, Fremde, Etanger Stranger Hello stranger Glukich zu sehen, Je suis enchanter Enchante madame Happy to see you, bliebe, resta, stay, wir saghen Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome raw Fremde, etanger, stranger ooh Glukich zu sehen, je suis enchante happy to see you, bleibe, resta, stay, wir saghen Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, to Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cab-a-ret

• Alexis Rose : Who's going to plan the wedding?

  Roland Schitt : Well, I could ask Jocelyn to do it - she planned her cousin's funeral for less than$100.