Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Life Is a Cabaret (2019)
Dan Levy: David Rose
Quotes
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David Rose : [Enters the motel office to see Stevie sitting at her desk] Uh-oh!
Stevie Budd : Hi!
David Rose : Hi!
Stevie Budd : Who are those for?
David Rose : They're for you! I wanted to wish you luck for your big show! You're stepping very far out of your comfort zone and I think that takes a lot of courage.
Stevie Budd : I don't think I've ever heard you use the word courage before outside of criticizing people's style choices.
[David makes a face]
Stevie Budd : What's going on?
David Rose : Nothing
Stevie Budd : You're only this happy when you have gossip or there's something in the news about Oprah?
David Rose : There's something in the news about Oprah. She just got an espadrille.
Stevie Budd : David?
David Rose : You have a show to focus on! We'll celebrate tonight
Stevie Budd : Celebrate what?
David Rose : You!
[short pause]
David Rose : The show!
Stevie Budd : Okay then! I guess I'll see you tonight! Bye!
David Rose : Fine!
[Showing Stevie his hand]
David Rose : Patrick proposed and I said yes!
Stevie Budd : Oh my god! OH MY GOD DAVID!
David Rose : I know!
Stevie Budd : Wholly GOD David!
[Stevie hugs David]
Stevie Budd : I'm so happy for you!
[Pushes David by his shoulders]
Stevie Budd : When did this happen?
David Rose : Last night!
Stevie Budd : Oh my god!
David Rose : Are you okay?
Stevie Budd : Yes! I'm just happy!
David Rose : See? This is why I wanted to wait!
Stevie Budd : No! I'm glad you told me. You just caught me off guard. It's just nerves. Which reminds me I have to get back to learning this script because there's a scene that I just can't get.
David Rose : Well, you are the only person that I've told. If you could just keep this to yourself that would be great.
Stevie Budd : Okay! Congratulations David!
David Rose : Thank you!
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David Rose : [after Patrick hands him a glass of champaign] Is this how marriage is supposed to be?
Patrick Brewer : [Jumping into bed] No, this was left over from the picnic yesterday and I didn't want to waste it.
[Clinking their glasses together]
David Rose : You could have lied?
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Ted Mullens : Hey David! Congratulations! I'm really happy for you.
David Rose : You know? I was going to be the one to let people know?
Ted Mullens : Oh, your dad doesn't know?
Johnny Rose : Know what son?
Roland Schitt : If you're talking about Dave's big engagement news? A best man hasn't been chosen but we think it's going to be a black tie affair.
Johnny Rose : David? You're engaged?
David Rose : Yeah! Sure!
Johnny Rose : David! Congratulations! You deserve all of the happiness in the world! We'll pick this up later.
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David Rose : Stevie!
Stevie Budd : I'm sorry I'm late. I went to Almdale and got stuck in traffic.
Jocelyn Schitt : Stevie! Thank god you're here!
David Rose : I'm sorry. I never should have told you!
Stevie Budd : No! Patrick gave me his blessing to pick something up. I hate driving to Almdale I could have done this any other time this week but I will yell at Patrick later.
David Rose : I thought you were upset?
Stevie Budd : These are for you. Soon you'll be moving in with Patrick and I won't be around to give you towels when you need them.
David Rose : Thank you. I love the monogram and the thread colour choice. I love you in this outfit!
Stevie Budd : Hey! Pretty soon you're going to be a married man. Oh! Mrs. Rose, Were you planning on taking my place?
Moira Rose : No, I was just here to offer support. Excuse me I'll just go.
[Weeping]
David Rose : Good luck!
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David Rose : [Standing on the chair] Everyone? I would just like to say a big congratulations to Team Cabaret. You guys were awesome. Speaking of love...
Roland Schitt : [Raspy voice] Somebody got engaged!
David Rose : Speaking of love, I'm so glad that you're all here because Patrick and I have an announcement to make.
Jocelyn Schitt : [Very drunk] They're getting married!
David Rose : Jocelyn! I'm the one standing on the chair! Two years ago I went to fill out some paperwork for my business license and little did I know I would meet the love of my
[Moira's phone starts ringing]
David Rose : MY. GOD!
Moira Rose : Sorry, this is me. It's probably press. I'm sorry David I have to take this. I already know about your engagement!
[blows David kisses]
Ronnie Lee : So you're engaged to him?
David Rose : Okay, so this shouldn't be so hard!
Alexis Rose : Oh my god, David spit it out!
David Rose : Oh my god! Fine! I met someone who changed my life and I don't know what I would do without him? So yes, we all know that Patrick and I are engaged!
Moira Rose : NO! NO! NO!
Stevie Budd : My God!
Johnny Rose : [Everyone runs into the other room to find Moira collapsed on the floor] If it's a bad review Moira I wouldn't trust local critics.
Moira Rose : They shelved the Crowing! It's over.
[Moira crawls into a closet, shuts the door and starts crying]
Johnny Rose : [Standing in front of the closet door] Show's over people! Nothing here to see.
David Rose : Okay everyone if you can just leave your champagne flutes here. Unless you still want to make a toast?
[Patrick shakes his head no]
David Rose : Okay just leave your champagne flutes here. Thank you!
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David Rose : [Looking at Patrick] I told Stevie this morning the next thing I know she's nowhere to be found. People who I haven't even talked to are coming up and talking to me. I just wish this whole engagement announcement hadn't gotten so out of control.
Jocelyn Schitt : Gentlemen, pre-show drama aside I just want to say congratulations to the future Mr and Mr or is it Misters?
David Rose : See what I mean? Now Jocelyn how did you find out?
Jocelyn Schitt : Moira, or maybe Alexis.
Patrick Brewer : Thanks, Jocelyn but I'm a little more concerned about the show.
Jocelyn Schitt : Don't worry! Moira said she has a backup plan.