Time Squad (TV Series)
Planet of the Flies/Keepin' It Real with Sitting Bull (2002)
Mark Hamill: Larry 3000
Quotes
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Larry 3000 : [seeing the destroyed Statue of Liberty] You maniacs! You blew it all up!
[He sobs hysterically]
Buck Tuddrussel : Sheesh, Larry, I never seen you take anything so hard.
Larry 3000 : Hey, you're right. Oh, here's the problem. My emotion regulator was set on compassion. How embarrassing.
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[Tuddrussel has been carried off by a giant fly]
Larry 3000 : Hold on!
Otto Osworth : Hit him!
King : When he swallows you, try to give him indigestion!
[Larry and Otto look at him angrily]
King : What?
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Buck Tuddrussel : This is a mad house!... A MAD HOUSE!
Larry 3000 : Ya' finished?
Buck Tuddrussel : Pretty much...
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Larry 3000 : You could use some deodorant. Family size.
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[Larry and Otto hide behind some rocks, near where Sitting Bull is. Larry projects an image of his desired feather duster into the air]
Larry 3000 : Sitting Bull...
Sitting Bull : [gasping] A vision!
Larry 3000 : That's right. I'm your ancestor. Your great uncle... oh, Morty.
Sitting Bull : I don't remember any Great Uncle Morty.
Larry 3000 : Silence! Respect your elders. You have angered me with your dancing and ridiculous clothes, and that putrid hair dye and nauseating gloan.
Sitting Bull : I was just doing what you commanded me to.
Larry 3000 : Smells like something you pay a buck for in a men's room dispenser.
Sitting Bull : I am sorry, Great Uncle Morty. I was just trying to get funky fresh and kick it to the curb.
Larry 3000 : And talk about desperate. All that cheap jewellery. Ugh. "Look, at me. Oh, I'm Sitting Bull. I'm so hip."