He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

Jennifer Connelly: Janine

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• Gigi : I think I've figured it out. Remember when I went out with that notary public and he cheated on me and then Anastasia from upstairs told me about how her boyfriend cheated on her in the beginning then he totally changed and now they're married and crazy in love?

  Beth : I thought that guy was a process server.

  Gigi : No notary. Anyway my point is, Anastasia is the exception, not the rule. We have to stop listening to these stories because they rule is most guys who cheat on you up front don't really care about you very much.

  Janine : Ok.

  Gigi : Ok, Ok. Exhibit A. Chad the drummer who lived in a storage space. He only used me for rides and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1998. Then oh, um, there was Don, that broke up with me every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. I was delusional about that relationship. I used to refer to him as my husband to random people, like my dental hygienist. Anyway, all my friends used to tell me about how things might work out with these dipsticks because they knew someone, who knew someone, who dated a dipstick just like mine. That girl ended up getting married and living happily ever after. That the exception and we're not the exception we're the rule.

• Janine : Javier. Javier!

  Javier : Yes?

  Janine : Javier, if I asked you an honest question, do you think you could give me an honest answer?

  Javier : I think so.

  Janine : Good. Because I think some of your guys have been - smoking. Javier?

  Javier : Is that the question?

  Janine : Yes.

  Javier : Oh. It seemed like a statement.

  Janine : The question part was implied...

  Javier : I didn't really hear it in the inflection...

  Janine : Javier - have your guys been smoking or not?

  Javier : No, ma'am. My guys don't smoke on the job site. They're all good guys. ~~~ I'm pretty sure.

  Janine : Are you sure your guys aren't sneaking around here? And smoking? And lying to me? And - smoking? ~~I need you to be honest with me, Javier. Because I can't have someone lying to me. To my face. Under my roof. On my time.

  Javier : That's a lot of prepositions...

• Janine : He's totally gonna call.