CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad and the Dominatrix (2007)

Marg Helgenberger: CSI Catherine Willows

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• Catherine Willows : Okay, come on, Jim. Give it up. I know you know something about Grissom and Lady Heather.

  Captain Jim Brass : I know something a lot juicier than Grissom and Lady Heather.

• Catherine Willows : Heather on the other hand, uninhibited, and can beat him at mental chess...

  Catherine Willows : [Sara can't believe what she's hearing]  They had chemistry and he's a scientist, I have no proof and I know he'd never tell me, but I'm certain they spent the night together... I wonder which one wore the chaps.

  Sara Sidle : [clears her throat]  Lots of coins and toothpicks, they don't sweep under here.

  Catherine Willows : More power to him really to find someone outside of work, 'cause... you start fishing from the company pier and asking for trouble.

  [Sara has a look of total shock] 

• Captain Jim Brass : Guess who he called yesterday: Lady Heather.

  Catherine Willows : Might have threatened her.

  Captain Jim Brass : And we both know how she likes to settle her own scores. I'm gonna get a warrant, but it may take me some time because I have to find a judge who isn't a client of hers.

• Catherine Willows : You were with her all night, can you explain why? I know you don't go home and cuddle your insects every single night, but why would you go there knowing we're in the middle of an investigation? And now she's a prime suspect with you as her alibi.

  Gil Grissom : It was a social call. That's all.

  Catherine Willows : So, when your personal life gets tangled up in a case, that's off limits?

  Gil Grissom : Yes.

  Catherine Willows : Isn't that a little hypocritical?

  Gil Grissom : Apparently so.

  Catherine Willows : You know, I'd slap you but I think you'd enjoy it too much.

• Catherine Willows : [after Sara has tried to change the subject three times]  My fantasy does not include costumes. Not pain, and certainly not sawdust.

  [she dusts off her leg] 

  Catherine Willows : You?

  [Sara turns away awkwardly] 

• Sara Sidle : How much do you think a night like this would cost?

  Catherine Willows : Heather told me, five years ago she was clearing twenty grand a week. And that was before Lady Heather dot com.

  Sara Sidle : [after a moment]  What is she like?

  Catherine Willows : Beautiful, smart, intense... charming. The only woman I've ever seen rattle Grissom.

  [Sara stops processing and looks up] 

• Catherine Willows : Who found her?

  Captain Jim Brass : Guy over there in the ten gallon, Vernon Porter. He's the night watchman. All the employees are required to wear that cowboy getup. That's the job cops get after they retire.

  Catherine Willows : You've got something to look forward to Jim.

  Captain Jim Brass : Yes, Ma'am.