- Catherine Willows: Okay, come on, Jim. Give it up. I know you know something about Grissom and Lady Heather.
- Captain Jim Brass: I know something a lot juicier than Grissom and Lady Heather.
- Warrick Brown: [on seeing Doc Robbins yawn] What's the matter Doc, you been hitting it a little too hard?
- Dr. Robbins: No, canine-induced insomnia. I'm fostering some puppies. Jack Russells. Had me up all night. How 'bout a puppy to keep you company?
- Warrick Brown: No, if I stay up all night, it's not going to be because of a puppy.
- Warrick Brown: [on picking up the victims purse] This things heavier than my kit. Ever get hit in the head with one of these?
- Nick Stokes: No, gentlemen don't get hit in the head with those.
- Catherine Willows: Heather on the other hand, uninhibited, and can beat him at mental chess...
- Catherine Willows: [Sara can't believe what she's hearing] They had chemistry and he's a scientist, I have no proof and I know he'd never tell me, but I'm certain they spent the night together... I wonder which one wore the chaps.
- Sara Sidle: [clears her throat] Lots of coins and toothpicks, they don't sweep under here.
- Catherine Willows: More power to him really to find someone outside of work, 'cause... you start fishing from the company pier and asking for trouble.
- [Sara has a look of total shock]
- Captain Jim Brass: Guess who he called yesterday: Lady Heather.
- Catherine Willows: Might have threatened her.
- Captain Jim Brass: And we both know how she likes to settle her own scores. I'm gonna get a warrant, but it may take me some time because I have to find a judge who isn't a client of hers.
- Gil Grissom: I'm the only one Heather trusts.
- Sara Sidle: I get it.
- Gil Grissom: Sara.
- Sara Sidle: [Grissom can't think of what to say] It's fine. Do what you need to do.
- Catherine Willows: You were with her all night, can you explain why? I know you don't go home and cuddle your insects every single night, but why would you go there knowing we're in the middle of an investigation? And now she's a prime suspect with you as her alibi.
- Gil Grissom: It was a social call. That's all.
- Catherine Willows: So, when your personal life gets tangled up in a case, that's off limits?
- Gil Grissom: Yes.
- Catherine Willows: Isn't that a little hypocritical?
- Gil Grissom: Apparently so.
- Catherine Willows: You know, I'd slap you but I think you'd enjoy it too much.
- Nick Stokes: [about lab resutls] Are you sure about this?
- Hodges: I just finished a diabolical sudoku in six minutes flat. I'm positive.
- Hodges: [on seeing Nick's shirt covered in blood] Have you been shaving with a broken beer bottle?
- Nick Stokes: No, no. Some drunk driver ran into a radio car at my crime scene, freaking idiot.
- Hodges: Yeah, I heard you pulled the freaking idiot's friend out of a burning car.
- Nick Stokes: Nothing was on fire, and I didn't pull anybody from anywhere.
- Hodges: Ah, so humble. You know some people are just destined for greatness.
- Lady Heather Kessler: I don't respond well to men who judge me based solely on my profession.
- Sara Sidle: I get that a lot too, law enforcement.
- [they share a smile]
- Catherine Willows: [after Sara has tried to change the subject three times] My fantasy does not include costumes. Not pain, and certainly not sawdust.
- [she dusts off her leg]
- Catherine Willows: You?
- [Sara turns away awkwardly]
- Sara Sidle: How much do you think a night like this would cost?
- Catherine Willows: Heather told me, five years ago she was clearing twenty grand a week. And that was before Lady Heather dot com.
- Sara Sidle: [after a moment] What is she like?
- Catherine Willows: Beautiful, smart, intense... charming. The only woman I've ever seen rattle Grissom.
- [Sara stops processing and looks up]
- Catherine Willows: Who found her?
- Captain Jim Brass: Guy over there in the ten gallon, Vernon Porter. He's the night watchman. All the employees are required to wear that cowboy getup. That's the job cops get after they retire.
- Catherine Willows: You've got something to look forward to Jim.
- Captain Jim Brass: Yes, Ma'am.
- Captain Jim Brass: [to Catherine, about Lady Heather] Like a bad penny, some people just keep showing up.
- Greg Sanders: [after Grissom tells him that he has to work dayshift because they're shorthanded] Why can't days keep anybody?
- Gil Grissom: Money, stress, Ecklie... maybe.