- Scotty Wandell: I know my friends weren't the warmest last night.
- Kevin Walker: I should have worn a parka!
- Scotty Wandell: They were just being protective.
- Kevin Walker: From what? Me?
- Scotty Wandell: You have to admit our history has been a little bit checkered.
- Kevin Walker: I'm not solely responsible for the checkery, okay? Do you tell them any of the good stuff.
- Scotty Wandell: Yes, they just happen to remember the other stuff. They'll warm up to you, you're different. They're more... bohemian.
- Kevin Walker: Come on, admit it. They just think I'm boring.
- Scotty Wandell: No, they just think you're... uptight.
- Kevin Walker: I am not uptight!
- Scotty Wandell: Okay. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
- Sarah Walker: We should go out. You're uptight, I'm not going to Paris, this deserves an outing! You and me tonight. We can commiserate!
- Kevin Walker: I don't need to commiserate.
- Sarah Walker: Then watch me commiserate with a bottle of tequila.
- Kevin Walker: You don't need a brother, you need to get lucky.
- Sarah Walker: Oh, come on, it's not my senior prom. I just, I wanna go out, let my hair down and... get savage.
- Kevin Walker: Okay, now you're scaring me.
- Sarah Walker: That's because you're uptight.