American Dad! (TV Series)

Joint Custody (2007)

Dee Bradley Baker: Klaus, Tony, Monopoly Hobo, Pillow Hands McGraw

Quotes 

• Roger : [inside the Mini Mart with Stan, both stoned]  Stan. Do you feel lighter? I'm definitely getting lighter. I think I'm becoming immune to gravity.

  Stanley Smith : Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait! It's a cheetah! CheetAH. CheetOS. There is so much beauty in the world!

  [hugs the bag of Cheetos he is holding. Roger cries off-screen] 

  Roger : Why do my wrists hurt?

  [Stan sees Roger lying on the floor] 

  Stanley Smith : Cause you're lying on them.

  Roger : How can you hear what I'm thinking?

  [Stan poses a lot of snack bags on the check-out counter and speaks to the cashier] 

  Stanley Smith : Do you live here? Cause I could live here, this place is great!

  [looking at the bags] 

  Stanley Smith : Hey, look! Someone picked out all my favorite stuff!

  the Cashier : That'll be...

  [Roger arrives to the check-out counter holding a Colonial cat food bag] 

  Roger : And this!

  Stanley Smith : Cat food?

  Roger : If I hold this, I won't float away.

  the Cashier : That'll be $147.

  Roger : What? Where would... Where are we gonna get that type of cash?

  Stanley Smith : We can turn in Jeff!

  Roger : I thought Jeff was innocent.

  Stanley Smith : Uh! We gotta save Jeff!