- Cinema Snob: While it was right to destroy the undead nightmare from Jud's youth, did they have to be so hate crime-y about it? Spare the house and destroy the zombie, as they say.
- Cinema Snob: It's the story of the Creed family who moves to a small Maine town. Huh that's weird, it's a Stephen King movie, I thought it'd be in Utah.
- Cinema Snob: You know what would make all the difference in the world in this universe? A speed limit sign.