Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Gossip (2007)
Zane Huett: Parker Scavo
Quotes
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[Parker is sitting outside watching Mrs. McClusky wash her door]
Tom Scavo : Here you are. What are you doing outside?
Parker Scavo : Some big kids threw eggs at Mrs. McClusky's house.
Tom Scavo : Oh, jeez, they shouldn't have done that.
Parker Scavo : We should go talk to her.
Tom Scavo : Naw, it's late, she probably doesn't want us to bother her.
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Parker Scavo : [Parker sees kids painting 'witch' on Mrs. McCluskey's door] What's gonig on?
Parker Scavo : [sees it] Hey don't do that!
Freddy : Why not?
Parker Scavo : Because she's not a witch!
Freddy : How do you know?
Parker Scavo : Cause she isn't! Don't be a jerk!
[the kids start making fun of him]
Parker Scavo : Shut up!
[a kid pushes him down]
Karen McCluskey : Hey you boys, knock it off!
Karen McCluskey : [puts her arm on Parker's shoulder] Parker I'm sorry. Are you all right?
Parker Scavo : [He pulls his shoulder away] Ya know, everything would be okay if you told people what you told me. You can make them stop.
[he walks off]
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Karen McCluskey : [Parker rings Mrs. McCluskey's doorbell] Waould ya stop ringing that damn... I'm sorry Parker, I thought you where one of those little pissheads that keeps ringing the doorbell and running away. What's on your mind?
Parker Scavo : I want you to come back and babysit us, the new sitter stinks!
Karen McCluskey : Your folks hired a new sitter?
Parker Scavo : Yeah, and she thinks carrots are snacks!
Karen McCluskey : Well that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.
Parker Scavo : It doesn't have to be. If you just told people what happened with your husband, everything could go back to the way it was.
Karen McCluskey : Parker, see those women over there. Nothing I could say could stop those tongues from wagging. I'm sorry kid but I just have to wait this one out.
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Susan Mayer : Oh, that's right she babysat your kids.
Lynette Scavo : Oh, please I don't wanna think of how many times she brought them ice cream from that basement. I mean geez, if you wanna keep your husband on ice, at least have a dedicated freezer.
Susan Mayer : Do you think she actually killed him?
Gabrielle Solis : Uh, yeah. Why else would she have hid the body?
Lynette Scavo : Well so far all they've charged her with is improper disposal of a corpse.
Gabrielle Solis : Once they defrost the body and do an autopsy, i guarentee you their gonna find a belly full of arsenic!
Parker Scavo : What's arsenic?
Lynette Scavo : It's just, it's something yucky. Go and play!