Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Day at the Sea (1985)

Peter Sowerbutts: PC Norman

Quotes 

• Police Sergeant : Down you go Norman, for Queen and country.

  PC Norman : But why me, Sarge?

  Police Sergeant : How many stripes have I got, Norman?

  PC Norman : Three, Sarge.

  Police Sergeant : And how many stripes have you got, Norman?

  PC Norman : None, Sarge.

  Police Sergeant : Well that's why you got to go down and, and...

  PC Norman : But it's a long way down!

  Police Sergeant : Never mind about that, just get going.

• Police Sergeant : Good job you were here, Supergran.

  Supergran : Yeah, well, big strong men sometimes need wee frail women to give them a helping hand, eh, Sergeant?

  Police Sergeant : Pull yourself together, Norman!

  PC Norman : [collapsing at his feet]  Oh Sarge...