Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Doppelganger (1985)

Gudrun Ure: Supergran, Greta Garboils

Quotes 

• Miss Pinchpenny : Oh Supergran, How could you?

  Supergran : But I haven't...

  Miss Pinchpenny : To think, I used to let you look after my budgie when I went on holiday

  [breaks down and cries] 

• P.C. Rupert Leekie : Would you like your bread and water now, Supergran, milady?

  Supergran : [tearful]  Rupert. I'm not a criminal. I am Super Gran.

• Greta Garboils : I want my photie took.

  Photographer : Yes.

  Greta Garboils : Aha, preferably looking young and glamerous. Like they pictures you see in Vogue.

  Photographer : I'm a photographer, madam.

  Greta Garboils : Aha.

  Photographer : Not a miracle worker.

  Greta Garboils : Aw come on, son. Give us a bash with your flash, come on!