- Reporter: [narrating] Date Line: not long ago. On the surface, a normal, happy, quiet Chisleton day. But it was to be an amazing day in Chisleton.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: I don't understand it, inspector. Supergran was always so Super kind, Super generous, Super...
- Inspector Muggins: I know, Rupert.
- [quieter]
- Inspector Muggins: I know... But I'm afraid we've got no choice, Rupert.
- [camera zooms in on his face]
- Inspector Muggins: We've got to bring her in.
- Miss Pinchpenny: Oh Supergran, How could you?
- Supergran: But I haven't...
- Miss Pinchpenny: To think, I used to let you look after my budgie when I went on holiday
- [breaks down and cries]
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: Would you like your bread and water now, Supergran, milady?
- Supergran: [tearful] Rupert. I'm not a criminal. I am Super Gran.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: [Supergran has broken out of jail] We forgot about her super strength, Inspector.
- Greta Garboils: I want my photie took.
- Photographer: Yes.
- Greta Garboils: Aha, preferably looking young and glamerous. Like they pictures you see in Vogue.
- Photographer: I'm a photographer, madam.
- Greta Garboils: Aha.
- Photographer: Not a miracle worker.
- Greta Garboils: Aw come on, son. Give us a bash with your flash, come on!
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: There she is, Inspector.
- Inspector Muggins: You mean there they are, Rupert.
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: But which one's the real Supergran, Inspector?
- Inspector Muggins: And which one's the impostor?
- P.C. Rupert Leekie: It could be a double trouble, Inspector.
- Reporter: [narrating] But as the Supergran double drama deepened, Post mistress Pinchpenny and her beau were all at see...