Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Raving Beauty Contest (1985)

Bill Mitchell: Reporter

Quotes 

• Reporter : [narrating]  Dateline: Friday the 13th. An inauspicious day when most of the citizens of Chisleton were meeting with some kind of disaster. In Chisleton park for instance, Willie 'Bothan Gower' Smith had still to score a run.

• Reporter : [narration continued]  While over at Inventor Black's, his latest, greatest invention was just about to go splat.

  [and indeed it does] 

  Inventor Black : Oh dear.

• Reporter : [more narration]  Meanwhile, as Willie's day got progressively worse, so did the Scunner Campbell's.

• Isla St. Porridge : Oh there's nobody can help us now! Unless...

  Contestant : Oh God, she's not gonna sing us another song, is she?

  Isla St. Porridge : [singing]  Hang about, look out, it's Supergran!

  All contestants : [the other girls push her down and start shouting]  Supergran!

  Reporter : [narrating]  A cry for help usually brings Supergran instantly to the rescue. But unfortunately at that moment, she and her shampoo and set had just gone under the dryer, so she heard, nothing.