Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the TV Villains (1985)

Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell

Quotes 

• Willard : Hey, mister, what's the name of this programme your shooting, anyway?

  Scunner Campbell : [posing as Vince van Perfect]  Eh, 'Gone with the Clocks'.

• Willard : Where's all the actors, then?

  Scunner Campbell : [still posing as Vince van Perfect]  Look, why don't you push off and play in the traffic with somebody!

• Tanya the Traffic Warden : Hey, I know you, You're not that media mega star, you're that 'orrible Scunner Campbell.

  Scunner Campbell : That's right, beachball face. Now if you'll excuse us, my friend Fingers Fay is waiting at the ferry.

• Supergran : Well, it certainly isn't Sir Richard 'Gandhi' Attenborough, hah! Roderick 'Scunner' Campell!

  Scunner Campbell : You old mingebag! Why can't you find a nice cliff and drop off it?