- Inventor Black: It it absolutely essential for you to learn to drive, Supergran? I mean with all your skils: superspeed, super strength, X-ray vision...
- Willard: Hey, mister, what's the name of this programme your shooting, anyway?
- Scunner Campbell: [posing as Vince van Perfect] Eh, 'Gone with the Clocks'.
- Willard: Where's all the actors, then?
- Scunner Campbell: [still posing as Vince van Perfect] Look, why don't you push off and play in the traffic with somebody!
- Tanya the Traffic Warden: Hey, I know you, You're not that media mega star, you're that 'orrible Scunner Campbell.
- Scunner Campbell: That's right, beachball face. Now if you'll excuse us, my friend Fingers Fay is waiting at the ferry.
- Supergran: Well, it certainly isn't Sir Richard 'Gandhi' Attenborough, hah! Roderick 'Scunner' Campell!
- Scunner Campbell: You old mingebag! Why can't you find a nice cliff and drop off it?