Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Smooth as a Ken Doll (2007)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Herb : Oh, Myra! This is Judith's first husband, Alan.

  Alan Harper : Hi.

  Myra : So, how does this work? Do you get your original testicles back, or does my brother give you his?

• Alan Harper : You know, Charlie, there's a special section in hell reserved for people like you.

  Charlie Harper : That's good. Because I'd hate to have to stand on line.