- Patrick Brewer: I want us to have a baby. We could love it, hold it, bounce it.
- David Rose: That's a big one eighty.
- Patrick Brewer: You would make such a great dad.
- David Rose: Have we met?
- Patrick Brewer: I want you to be my daddy.
- Stevie Budd: Roland, I know, he gave me his new business card.
- Johnny Rose: I never saw so many typos on a business card.
- Alexis Rose: They weren't wild crows, they were supposed to be trained.
- Moira Rose: Trained? Some of them were painted seagulls.
- Patrick Brewer: You've never pictured yourself doing something that didn't end up happening?
- David Rose: Of course, I'm not married to Christina Aguilera, am I?