Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Happy Ending (2020)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

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• Moira Rose : [Sniffeling]  Good evening everybody! Welcome to the wedding of Patrick Brewer and David Rose! We are gathered here today to celebrate the love of two people whose lives were ostensively brought together by fateful butterfly wings. It's hard to understand why things happen the way that they do? Our lives are like little bebe crows carried upon a curious wind and all we can wish is for that wind place us on solid ground. And it has done this for our family in this small town in the middle of nowhere?

  David Rose : [Whispering]  Okay, I think we're good!

  Moira Rose : And now I will ask David Rose and Patrick...

  David Rose : Brewer

  Moira Rose : Brewer to exchange their vows!

  Patrick Brewer : David, I can't believe this is happening. So, I'll keep this very short because I think you know that I would climb a thousand mountains for you. You will always be a part of me,

  [singing] 

  Patrick Brewer : and I'm a part of you indefinitely. Boy, don't you know you can't escape me, 'cause you know you'll always be my baby. and we'll linger on, time can't erase a feeling this strong, no way you'll ever shake me, ooh, darling 'cause you'll always be my baby!

  Moira Rose : David?

  David Rose : Uh, yes. Patrick, I have never liked a smile as much as I like yours. I've never felt as safe as I feel when I'm with you. I've never known love like I do when we're together. It's not been an easy road for me but knowing that you will be there for me at the end makes everything okay. Patrick Brewer you are my happy ending.

  Moira Rose : [David takes Patrick's ring out of his pocket and slips in on his finger]  Patrick do you take David to be your lawfully wedded husband?

  Patrick Brewer : I do.

  Moira Rose : [Patrick takes David's ring and slips it on his finger]  David

  [shouting] 

  Moira Rose : do you take Patrick to be your lawfully wedded husband?

  David Rose : I do!

  Moira Rose : I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss each other.

  Johnny Rose : [as everybody is walking out of the town hall]  You did such a great job, sweetheart. I don't know how you do it?

  Moira Rose : There's a time and a place for sentimentality and your only son's wedding is hardly the time or the place.

• Johnny Rose : Moira! Hurry up!

  Moira Rose : It's 6:00 AM John! I'm moving as fast as I can! Roland said that he had a going away gift for us but I guess he forgot?

  Alexis Rose : Well, I for one would not have missed this for the whole wide world.

  David Rose : You're only saying that because you haven't gone to sleep yet.

  Stevie Budd : I'm going to miss your Mr. and Mrs. Rose

  Johnny Rose : [Hugging Stevie]  Thank you, Stevie, that's awfully nice.

  Moira Rose : Nice as the smell of the liqueur wafting from your breath.

  Stevie Budd : I too haven't gone to sleep yet.

  Johnny Rose : Bye Stevie, take care of the place Stevie, and when you get a chance, Room 7 needs a turndown.

  [He hands Stevie the keys] 

  Patrick Brewer : Well, safe travels Mr. and Mrs. Rose. David and I can't wait to host you at our house when you come back to visit.

  Johnny Rose : Thank you, Patrick.

  [Hugs Patrick] 

  Moira Rose : A courier is coming for the bulk of the luggage.

  Alexis Rose , David Rose : Yes, we know!

  Moira Rose : And make sure the girls are delivered in a...

  Alexis Rose , David Rose : Temperature-controlled cargo container!

  Johnny Rose : Okay, bye kids!

  [Johnny hugs David] 

  David Rose : [David hugs Johnny]  Bye! See you soon!

  Moira Rose : Bye! I love you.

  [Moira hugs David] 

  Alexis Rose : [Alexis hugs Johnny]  Bye dad!

  Johnny Rose : Bye honey!

• Johnny Rose : Stop the car!

  Moira Rose : What is it?

  Johnny Rose : I just wanted one last look

  [Johnny looks out the window at the town sign to find that Roland has painted Moira and Johnny's faces over top of Horace and his sister's faces with David and Alexis painted in the background] 

  Johnny Rose : Driver, we're ready!