iCarly (TV Series)

iPilot (2007)

Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay

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Quotes 

• Carly : It's on Splashface!

  Sam : Relax, it has only had 27 views.

  Carly : Oh thank goodness.

  [silence, Carly observes the video] 

  Carly : [calmly]  Sam?

  Sam : Yeah?

  Carly : THAT'S 27,000!

• Carly : You know anyone but me would punch ya right in the head.

  Sam : Which is why you are my best friend.

  Carly : Good to know. Now why are you mine?

  Sam : Because I'm a lovable person.

  [Sam knocks a kid into the lockers] 

• Freddy : [shouting over noise]  Wanna go out in the hall and kiss?

  Carly : No!

  Freddy : Me neither!

  [to self] 

  Freddy : Darn!

• Carly : Would you let me borrow your video camera?

  Spencer Shay : I would.

  Carly : Awesome

  Spencer Shay : Though I can't.

  Carly : Why not?

  Spencer Shay : I made it into a squirrel.

• Carly : Cool you got a new cell phone.

  Freddie Benson : You can have it!

• Carly : Today we are gonna show kids with bizarro talents.

  Sam : [musically]  Freak show!

  Carly : [whispers]  Stop that.

• Freddie Benson : I am over it, seriously, I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends and I'm totally cool with living with that constant pain.

  Carly : Oh god.

• Carly : When did your mom say she was going to pick you up?

  Sam : She's not.

  Carly : Why?

  Sam : Because I told her you asked me to spend the night.

  Carly : I didn't ask you tot spend the night.

  Sam : Well you should, 'cause I'm not leaving.

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Carly : Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk...

  Sam : -this is so deliciously gross...

  Carly : -snort the milk up into his nose...

  Sam : And it's the best thing ever!

  Carly : And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes!

  Sam : I wanna MARRY this boy!

• Sam : She's Carly!

  Carly Shay : She's Sam!

  Sam : Sam I am!

  Carly Shay : [pointing at each other]  Carly, Sam...

  Sam : I think they're clear.

• Sam : Hey look, you invited the doof.

  Carly : Sam...

  Freddie Benson : Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.