- Betty Suarez: [to her relatives] Yo soy muy embarazada.
- Ignacio Suarez: [to Betty] You just told them you're pregnant.
- Betty Suarez: Oh no. Baby. No!
- [Alexis hates the fact that Daniel is seeing her ex-girlfriend]
- Daniel Meade: You're just jealous because I've got the one thing you can't have. Guess you should have thought of that before you gave away the family jewels, huh?
- Alexis Meade: What's gotten into you?
- Daniel Meade: Nothing. You've just never seen me win before. See, this is me WINNING!
- [Tavares has been exposed as straight at his fashion party]
- Wilhelmina Slater: Wow. My first public *inning*!
- Marc St. James: You were just dee-smissed. Turns out he's a mean gay.
- Amanda Tanen: So what? You're a mean gay, too.
- Marc St. James: Yes, but not to you.
- Amanda Tanen: Um, yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.
- Marc St. James: That was constructive criticism.
- Amanda Tanen: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
- Marc St. James: I don't know. As a friend, my job is only to point things out.