- [after Betty ruined her chance ousting Daniel from MODE]
- Alexis Meade: [angrily] You should ask for a raise!
- [Tavares and Amanda just had sex although Tavares is supposedly gay]
- Amanda Tanen: Did I turn you straight? 'Cause I have been known to do that to guys, though usually the other way.
- Tavares: No, I'm straight. Just in the closet.
- Amanda Tanen: Oooh. The *straight closet*.