- Hamish Duke: I haven't had a drink for three months now. After Salvador attacked me, I had a "Come to Jack Daniels" moment.
- [Randall offers Hamish a $300 bottle of champagne]
- Hamish Duke: No, thanks. I'm good.
- Randall Carpio: What are you, pregnant?
- [Vera gets hot and heavy with Hamish]
- Hamish Duke: Vera. Wait. This is not... This isn't why I'm here.
- Vera Stone: Your text specifically said you had something big to show me.
- Hamish Duke: I... can see how that might be misconstrued.
- Gabrielle Dupres: [interrupting Jack and Randall] Have you ever thought about plotting secretly in private?
- Jack Morton: [on her sudden appearance] How do you do that?
- Randall Carpio: You're like a little sister.
- Gabrielle Dupres: I can tell you're up to something, so spill it.
- Nicole Birch: Randall. We need to talk.
- Randall Carpio: Ooh, I'm sorry, Nicole. I'm not really in the mood for "It's your fault Lilith is in Hell" theater.
- Jack Morton: I hate that we have to choose a side.
- Alyssa Drake: They say the only choice between love and war is which will kill you first.
- Randall Carpio: What kind of monster puts black olives on a Hawaiian pizza?
- Jack Morton: Alyssa Drake.