American Dad! (TV Series)
Meter Made (2007)
Scott Grimes: Steve Smith
Quotes
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Roger the Alien : [after Francine destroys Roger's painting of Hayley] My art! You've destroyed my drawing of Hayley.
Steve Smith : Hayley?
Roger the Alien : It's obvious what you have to do, Steve. You have to kill yourself.
Steve Smith : What? Why? Nobody saw.
Roger the Alien : God saw. Everyone in heaven saw. Aunt Sadie, Great Gram-Gram, Star Trek's James Doohan...
Steve Smith : Scotty saw?
Roger the Alien : Scotty watched the whole damn thing.
[Steve starts crying]
Hayley Smith : You know what, Roger? This whole thing is your fault. I am gonna kick your ass!
Roger the Alien : You think you got a shot, porn star? Then bring it.
[Hayley punches Roger in the stomach]
Roger the Alien : I wasn't ready. This is how Houdini died!
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Steve Smith : Well, I guess it's back to squinting really hard till stuff looks like boobs.