American Dad! (TV Series)

Meter Made (2007)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : I am a proud and evolved woman and I have nothing to be ashamed of.

  [takes off her robe and poses] 

  Roger the Alien : Nice.

  [waves at Hayley. Hayley gasps and covers herself] 

  Roger the Alien : Madam, please uncover yourself. Does anyone have any areola pink? I only have one tube.

• Roger the Alien : [after Francine destroys Roger's painting of Hayley]  My art! You've destroyed my drawing of Hayley.

  Steve Smith : Hayley?

  Roger the Alien : It's obvious what you have to do, Steve. You have to kill yourself.

  Steve Smith : What? Why? Nobody saw.

  Roger the Alien : God saw. Everyone in heaven saw. Aunt Sadie, Great Gram-Gram, Star Trek's James Doohan...

  Steve Smith : Scotty saw?

  Roger the Alien : Scotty watched the whole damn thing.

  [Steve starts crying] 

  Hayley Smith : You know what, Roger? This whole thing is your fault. I am gonna kick your ass!

  Roger the Alien : You think you got a shot, porn star? Then bring it.

  [Hayley punches Roger in the stomach] 

  Roger the Alien : I wasn't ready. This is how Houdini died!

• Stan Smith : [to Hayley]  You can't go out dressed like that.

  Hayley Smith : Don't worry. I'll be taking it off at art class where I'll be posing nude.

  Stan Smith : You'll do nothing of the sort.

  Hayley Smith : I'm late. Can we just cut to the key yelling points?

  Stan Smith : Fine. I forbid it. Not while you're under my roof. I didn't raise a hussy.

  Hayley Smith : It's my right as a woman. Nudity empowers me. There's nothing sinful about the female form. We done?

  Stan Smith : Yeah, we're done.

• Hayley Smith : Roger, you had no right coming to that class and sketching me.

  Roger the Alien : The subject telling the artist what he can and can't do? That's like a soup can telling Warhol where to buy speed.