The George Carlin Show (TV Series)
George Sees an Airplane (1994)
George Carlin: George O'Grady
Quotes
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George O'Grady : [about his friend wearing cowboy boots] The closest you ever got to a cow was when you stopped to take a wiz at a Dairy Queen.
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[after a woman drops some of her groceries on the street]
George O'Grady : Hey, lady, you dropped some of your stuff.
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[George is offering to drive Beck to Connecticut]
Dr. Neil Beck : You drive a cab?
George O'Grady : People are always so surprised to hear that. Either they think it's a tragic waste of potential, or they can't believe I'm allowed to operate a big machine.
Dr. Neil Beck : Well, for me, it's a little of both.
George O'Grady : Really?
Dr. Neil Beck : [sheepishly] No, it's mostly the machine thing.
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Dr. Neil Beck : There's nothing in life more awkward than obligatory conversation with hair stylists and cab drivers. No offense.
George O'Grady : Yeah, thanks. Well, no offense, but there's nothing I find more awkward than humoring a schmuck.
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George O'Grady : [about a book George is interested in] Look at this title: "You Picked Me Up, Now Put Me Down."
Henry Nsnjama : Yes, well, George, I take care of my steady customers. For you, I look out for UFOs, conspiracy theories, and cattle mutilations.
George O'Grady : God, I love those cattle mutilations, Henry. Listen, I'm a little short of cash. You want to hang onto this for me, please?
Henry Nsnjama : Oh, yes, George, I will try. But I can't make any promises. You are not the only nut in town, you know.
George O'Grady : Maybe not, but I'm in the top three.