The George Carlin Show (TV Series)
George Sees an Airplane (1994)
Christopher Rich: Dr. Neil Beck
Quotes
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[George is offering to drive Beck to Connecticut]
Dr. Neil Beck : You drive a cab?
George O'Grady : People are always so surprised to hear that. Either they think it's a tragic waste of potential, or they can't believe I'm allowed to operate a big machine.
Dr. Neil Beck : Well, for me, it's a little of both.
George O'Grady : Really?
Dr. Neil Beck : [sheepishly] No, it's mostly the machine thing.
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Dr. Neil Beck : There's nothing in life more awkward than obligatory conversation with hair stylists and cab drivers. No offense.
George O'Grady : Yeah, thanks. Well, no offense, but there's nothing I find more awkward than humoring a schmuck.