- [scheming to quickly find someone to pretend to be Vern's son]
- Mrs. Odetts: What about Freddie? He'd do anything for ya.
- Margie Albright: Yeah!... Oh, no, he'd only mess things up. You know how dumb Freddie is.
- Mrs. Odetts: Yes, Freddie is no Einstein.
- Margie Albright: He's not even a beer stein! At least that has a head on it!