'The Breastford Wives' doesn't waste any time with boobs right away and then the image gets inverted as cast credits featuring hardcore pornstars scroll by. The opening also quickly established the 'Stepford Wives' setup, first sex scene between the couple (Glori-Anne Gilbert, Frankie Cullen) and omg then it's the same house from 'Lust Connection'. Man director Jim Wynorski really knew how to get the biggest bang for his buck and has the nudity constant formula down pat.
The evil doc has his way with Taylor, Barbie & Sara. The guy (Cullen) hasn't even settled in and meets the blonde Friday in a black dress that really highlights her boobs. She invites him in, wine is poured, a little small talk and then they have sex. He returns home to smash Taylor Wane in his gym. Glori-Anne, Barbie Bennett and Sara Maglaughlin three-way in a bathtub. Glori-Anne does a striptease and then sex. Cullen investigates a noise in the middle of the night only to be warned by the daughter (Monique Parent) of the previous owners about what is going on and then has sex with her supplying a few laughs. Then bangs docs assistant Monica Sweetheart and gets suckered into sex with Sara while back at home his wife is getting frisky with Taylor & Barbie in the hot tub.
There used to be a time when T&A flicks made an attempt at a plot, but that's truly an afterthought with 'The Breastford Wives'. A few sprinkles of dialog move things along here, but the most important factor - the ladies - are a good bunch filmed right with a pleasant vibe thankfully. It's still Wynorski's wheelhouse - cheap, quick (79 mins) - with the requisite moments of bad acting, poor music, but it works if you're game for what it's offering.