- Veronica Mars: I can't believe this is a class
- Wallace Fennel: Hey, without film studies, how will we know what movies mean?
- Veronica Mars: What's that?
- Desmond Fellows: Did she try to draw herself?
- Veronica Mars: It's a chinese character.
- Dick Casablancas: Don't put the best asses on top. Make people hunt for 'em.
- Logan Echolls: I compiled studies of browsing behaviors and drew up ratios of...
- Dick Casablancas: But you don't want 'em too hidden. If you can't find the good ones, you'll feel cheated.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: And his role in this enterprise?
- Dick Casablancas: Consultant. I'm an ass expert.
- Logan Echolls: Yeah, except for the "expert" part.
- Desmond Fellows: Indie rock or Rock rock? Rock rock. 'Cuz the bad boys get the chicks! I mean, look at you. You're single and you're very nice, Pez. There's a correlation.