Greek (TV Series)

The Rusty Nail (2007)

Scott Michael Foster: Cappie

Quotes 

• Cappie : Spitter, what are you so afraid of?

  Rusty Cartwright : Rejection. Humiliation. And clowns.

  Cappie : Well, those are scary things, but let's try and maintain perspective.

• Casey Cartwright : Have you forgotten about our first time? You can be as cocky as you want but it was more than just sex.

  Cappie : It was pretty amazing right.

  Casey Cartwright : No! It was awkward, uncomfortable and terrifying. But we were in love it was a perfect moment in time that I look back on with no regrets. Rusty deserves the same.

• Cappie : It's simple. The secret to flirting, dating, and hooking up is all biology.

  Rusty Cartwright : Don't you mean anatomy?

  Cappie : Spitter, can't you see I'm in lecture mode? Where was I? AH! Biology. Okay, there's this guy named Chuck Darwin, now he proved that mankind has evolved over billions and trillions of years. Darwin showed that every aspect of human behavior has an evolutionary purpose. Right? Chatting up girls is in our genetic code, we're programmed to be able to do it. Why? So we can boink and make babies. It's survival of the flirtiest.

  Rusty Cartwright : So you're saying I'm becoming extinct?

  Cappie : No, no. I'm saying evolution has made us good at this. You need to get outta your head and just trust your instincts. The ability to attract a female is hardwired into your DNA.

  Rusty Cartwright : That actually makes scientific sense.

  Cappie : Of course it does, I was a Bio major once! Now let's go make Chuckie D proud.

• Cappie : In your virgin mind women are like these mythical creatures. Like unicorns. With breasts! But let me tell you something, that's a myth. Women are just normal people with breasts.

• Cappie : Turning your brother into your boyfriend is kinda creepy, Case!

• Casey Cartwright : [talking about Rusty]  He asked me for help!

  Cappie : And he looks like he's about to overdose on khaki.