John from Cincinnati (TV Series)

His Visit: Day Two Continued (2007)

Keala Kennelly: Kai

Quotes 

• John Monad : [to Kai]  I took a dump. Zippy kissed him. Shaun's much improved and well. No, no, I got my eye on you. The end is near.

  Linc Stark : I know. You told me.

  John Monad : I'd like to bone you, Kai.

  Kai : You are one smooth-talking city dude.

• John Monad : I'm gonna bone Kai, Butchie. I may have to break her jaw first.

  Kai : No float boning. We'll just clear off a couch.

  Butchie Yost : Make her see God, John.

  John Monad : I'm gonna try hard enough.

• Kai : We're boning now, aren't we?

  John Monad : Now were boning, Kai!

  Kai : Boning, John, is when you put your joint in my pussy. That's your joint, here's my pussy.

  John Monad : Now we're boning.

  Kai : [to John]  Has anyone ever called you slow, John? Challenged?

• John Monad : See God, Kai.

  Kai : If that's what it's like, I don't want to.

  John Monad : That's what it's like.

• [last lines] 

  Kai : [a large crowd has gathered to watch Shaun skateboard in his backyard]  What's going on, John?

  John Monad : See God, Kai.

• Kai : [to John]  My piercings feel like they were in a furnace! Don't do that to me again! Ever. You fuckin' hear me?

• Kai : [to John]  You know, if we did bone, I'd feel like I was getting over on a hot slow guy.

• Kai : What does "bone" mean, John?

  John Monad : I don't know, Butchie instead.