WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
Don't Touch That Dial (2021)
Emma Caulfield Ford: Dottie
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Quotes
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Geraldine : Say, those pants are peachy keen.
Wanda Maximoff : Do you really think so? The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried.
Dottie : [interrupting] We only have a few hours until showtime, so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus.
Wanda Maximoff : Okay.
Dottie : Those little boys and girls are counting on us. All of this is for the children.
[the ladies chorus back "for the children"]
Wanda Maximoff : For the children.
Geraldine : So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand...
[Wanda begins clapping]
Dottie : ...at the appropriate time, of course. But first, let's review event etiquette. Dress code is upscale garden party...
Geraldine : The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move.
Wanda Maximoff : Yeah.
Geraldine : I actually don't know what I'm doing here.
Wanda Maximoff : I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda.
Geraldine : [shaking hands] I'm, uh... Geraldine.
Wanda Maximoff : Hi.
Dottie : And I'm irritated. Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. Now, you can clap.
[the ladies applaud]
Dottie : And stop.
Agnes : How is anybody doing this sober?
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Vision : [Wanda removes the gum he swallowed from his inner gears] Would you look at that? That really gummed up my works, didn't it?
Wanda Maximoff : Hmm.
Vision : Oh, I'm not as funny without it, am I?
Wanda Maximoff : Well, you're back to yourself, and that's all I care about. Now, let's get out of here before Dottie and the planning committee strings us up for ruining the show.
Dottie : [spotting them as they try to sneak away] You two, stop right there. Nothing like what you two just did up here has ever happened in the history of our talent show.
Wanda Maximoff : Dottie, we are so...
Dottie : Hilarious. That was the most hilarious act we've ever seen.
