WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

Don't Touch That Dial (2021)

Kathryn Hahn: Agnes

Quotes 

• Dottie : The devil's in the details.

  Agnes : That's not the only place he is.

• Geraldine : Say, those pants are peachy keen.

  Wanda Maximoff : Do you really think so? The other ladies are in skirts. I was worried.

  Dottie : [interrupting]  We only have a few hours until showtime, so a little less cross chatter and a little more focus.

  Wanda Maximoff : Okay.

  Dottie : Those little boys and girls are counting on us. All of this is for the children.

  [the ladies chorus back "for the children"] 

  Wanda Maximoff : For the children.

  Geraldine : So, I want you all to give yourselves a big hand...

  [Wanda begins clapping] 

  Dottie : ...at the appropriate time, of course. But first, let's review event etiquette. Dress code is upscale garden party...

  Geraldine : The only reason I didn't clap is because I'm afraid to move.

  Wanda Maximoff : Yeah.

  Geraldine : I actually don't know what I'm doing here.

  Wanda Maximoff : I'm starting to feel that way myself. I'm Wanda.

  Geraldine : [shaking hands]  I'm, uh... Geraldine.

  Wanda Maximoff : Hi.

  Dottie : And I'm irritated. Tickets for tonight are completely sold out. Now, you can clap.

  [the ladies applaud] 

  Dottie : And stop.

  Agnes : How is anybody doing this sober?

• Agnes : So, are you ready to meet Queen Cul de Sac and her merry homemakers?

  Wanda Maximoff : Agnes, Dottie can't be as bad as you say.

  Agnes : Hmm. Well, you'll notice her roses bloom under penalty of death. Wanda, can I give you a bit of friendly advice?

  Wanda Maximoff : Is it about the way I'm dressed?

  Agnes : Yes, but it's too late for that. Dottie is the key to everything in this town. Country club memberships, parties, school admissions...

  Wanda Maximoff : Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

  Agnes : You get in with Dottie and it'll be smooth sailing from here on out. Just mind your P's and Q's and you're gonna do just fine.

  Wanda Maximoff : Or maybe I could just be myself? More or less?

  Agnes : [laughing]  Oh, Wanda, that's good.

• Agnes : [Making finger guns at Dennis]  Stick em' up!

  Dennis the Mailman : Oh, don't shoot I'm just a messenger.

  Agnes : [Shooting]  Pew! Pew!

• Agnes : Really, how is anybody doing this sober?