Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

Pie-lette (2007)

Swoosie Kurtz: Lily Charles

Quotes 

• Vivian : Charlotte was a nice girl.

  Lily : With the exception of puberty

  Vivian : Which was unfortunately when Lily was going through a "change of life".

  Lily : Impolite to discuss a person's menopause in mixed company.

  Vivian : It nearly killed me.

  Lily : Horrible, the way Charlotte died - on a cruise. Last days spent surrounded by middle-aged overweight women who wear sweatshirts with things sewn to them.

  Vivian : Usually kittens made of felt.

  Lily : The food is perfectly atrocious - unless she enjoyed vomiting and diarrhea. I can't imagine she had a good last meal.

  Emerson Cod : Good last meal can go a long way. Our penal system makes a point of it.

• Lily Charles : [pointing a gun at the Shiny Shoes Killer, who attempted to strangle her]  I can hold my breath for a long time.

• Ned : It's nice she had a little glimpse of the world before she died.

  Lily : Eh. The world isn't that great.