Peep Show (TV Series)

Conference (2007)

Sophie Winkleman: Big Suze

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Quotes 

• Jeremy Usborne : I know my rights. I've spoken to my friends at the Citizens Advice Bureau. Pay up or I shall make a disturbance!

  Johnson : [getting out his wallet]  OK, sure, fine, if it'll make you feel any better. Here, £380. Cash. Will that do?

  Jeremy Usborne : I'll take it. And you know what? This means nothing to me. I haven't got a penny in the world, Suze, but this means nothing to me without you!

  [he throws the money out of the window] 

  Jeremy Usborne : There, you see? Now do you see? That's how I feel. Now will you go back out with me?

  Big Suze : Er, no, Jez. I'm just not really that into you.

  Jeremy Usborne : In that case... if you'll excuse me.

  [he climbs out of the window] 

• Jeremy Usborne : What do you see in Johnson?

  Big Suze : I just like him.

  Jeremy Usborne : Come on, is it because he's black?

  Big Suze : What? No! I hadn't even noticed.

  Jeremy Usborne : Well, you're making a mistake, Suze, because he's terrible at being black. I'm a better black man than he is.

  Big Suze : That sounds almost...

  Jeremy Usborne : Look, Suze, being black isn't about the colour of your skin, it's about vibe, about hanging out, kicking back, smoking a number, fighting prejudice and negative stereotypes wherever you find them, yeah? I'm down with all that, is Johnson? I mean, what's Johnson done for black people lately?

  Big Suze : You mean, apart from his mentoring and his community work?

  Jeremy Usborne : Yeah, apart from that.

• [Big Suze has come along with Johnson and the lads to a lap dancing club] 

  Big Suze : I've always wanted to come somewhere like this! I love the funny women taking their clothes off and you lot just gawping!