Peep Show (TV Series)

Conference (2007)

Olivia Colman: Sophie Chapman

Quotes 

• Sophie Chapman : I was quite shocked when you called Kathy a knucklehead, Mark.

  Mark Corrigan : No I didn't.

  Sophie Chapman : Yes, you did. You said she was a knucklehead and she should knuckle down or you'd knuckle her fat head. Then you stamped on Gerard's foot.

  Mark Corrigan : That was an accident.

  Sophie Chapman : No, it wasn't.

  Mark Corrigan : It could have been, I was careful to be sure that it could have been.

• Sophie Chapman : I sometimes wonder what I'm doing with Mark, getting married. I mean, whether he's really into me. And I have I lived enough? I've only slept with four men, is that enough?

  Jeremy Usborne : Four? Oh, yeah.

  [voiceover] 

  Jeremy Usborne : Jesus. I've had sex with more men than that and I basically only sleep with women.

  [to Sophie] 

  Jeremy Usborne : I mean, I might slip another one or two in, just to get your average up.

  Sophie Chapman : I don't know if I'm attractive enough to.

  Jeremy Usborne : Oh, you're attractive. You're a hottie, Soph. You're hot.

  Sophie Chapman : Ahh, that's nice, thanks Jez. You're pretty hot too.

  Jeremy Usborne : Well, here's to being hot.

  [they look into each other's eyes] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  Shit, is this gonna happen? This is almost definitely a terrible idea. But I won't know for certain until I've actually done it.

  [they kiss] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  No, I was right, that was a terrible idea. That's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life. Although, maybe actually screwing each other will kind of make it weirdly better...